Hojas de Coca
I had a coca leaf reading done yesterday. It was really interesting--almost eerie--experience, but I am definitely glad I did it. The way it works is you go to the house of the curandero (or shaman, although that name is usually reserved for amazonian healers) and sit for a while while waiting for your turn. The one I went to was very popular so I was waiting for quite a while (close to 2-3 hours!). This curandero is really famous apparently so he gets payed to go to Europe, the US, and all over south america to see his patients. Making him not only good curandero, but a man with interesting stories.
To exemplify his popularity I can vouch that while I was in the "waiting room" I overheard that two russians were calling ahead asking for an appointment a month in advance. Not your everyday curandero. Now, I say "waiting room" but I must clarify what I mean. I do not mean a cozy room with comfy chairs inside the house but wooden banks in the backyard of the curandero´s farm. Being a prosperous man (the curandero), I was thus accompanied by four dogs (two of which were mischevious puppies), 4 chicken, 1 rooster, 1 turkey, tons of guinea pigs--cuy--, and I was even granted the pleasure of the company and the smell of a bull and two cows. (Thankfully, they came in only much later in the day.) Weird as it may sound, it was very cool...and I have to admit the animals provided hours of entertainment; especially the puppies who were learning slowly what it meant to be part of a dog family, the hard way. (I.e. Never eat from mommie and daddies plate or they will bark and bite you and don´t try to kill and eat your owner´s baby cuy or the head of the house will chase you with a broom.)
Finally, after hours of waiting, I was admitted at dusk into the vapor filled curandero´s room with my friend Ravi. Everything inside was chaotic to my eyes, though I was aware that everything was exactly as it should be nevertheless. Flowers scattered on the side, different purging instruments scattered about the room, an open wine bottle (half drunk by now) on the right corner of the room, and a tiny desk with thousands of coca leaves scattered in no pattern readable to my eyes. "Who will go first?" asked the curandero without any other introduction. I volunteered and sat down in a bank.
The curandero took a handful of coca leaves, smooshed them into his two hands, then asked me to blow on them three times. I did. Then he asked my name. I told him. And thus he proceeded to scatter the leaves around the desk and read the pattern in order to tell me my future. (Oddly enough, I hadn´t asked to have my future read, but la suerte and bodily health are intimately tied in Andean culture...so I should have known better). I have no idea how he read the leaves, to be quite honest. He seemed to see how they fall and immediately tell me where I am from, what I am doing here, what my personality is like (and all this somewhat accurately), and then reading my future. (It was all hard to hear though, he had a slight slur in his voice thanks to all the alcohol. In andean medicine, I´ve heard, you are supposed to drink a bit of wine before and after each cosultation to avoid being infected by whatever plagues your patients. ) At this point I got really nervous and asked that I just wanted to know about my health. He looked confused but continued uniterrumpedly to tell me exactly what I had at the moment and offer me a cure. Funny too, because his advice is actually pretty scientifically sound too.
He didn´t stop there. Although I had asked that I did not want my future read, he eventually smoothed back into it and I had not much choice but listen and be mistified by the whole process. It is not that I believe that he saw my future, but that I was struck at how accurately he was describing me accomplishing some of my very personal goals without me telling him anything except my name. I don´t pretend to understand this process, or would I necessarily recommend it as a form of treatment, but I have learned enough to admire the art and the complexity of curanderismo. This is not something you learn in a week, or something you try to bogus your way through. You have to have eight years of training at the very least, and there is something to that. Also, while sitting in the waiting room, I saw that this was not just an "interesting experience" for most of his patients (as it kind of was to me) but something extremely real. Even my guide (who looked like a very westernized Andean with her red-dyed hair and down jacket) was excited about getting her consultation. She had explained that this is why she was willing take me in fact; she was due for a consultation right now anyways. And, if you think about it, I had to wait for this consultation about as long as a patient has to wait for a doctor´s consultation (2-3 hours or more). It parallels here very closely.
Picking up from my long digression, after the curandero--Martín--finished the consultation he looked oddly at me for a while with a puzzled look. He then smiled and my turn was over. Ravi then went and had a similar experience. At the end of the whole thing, he talked to us both for a while and seemed to start to take a liking to us. He said to us both (paraphrased) "I know your studies will go well, I hope that you enjoy Peru and that you found what you were looking for." Nevertheless, when the time came to say goodbye, he turned around in a mystic sort of daze, stared at the wall and we both decided that this meant it was time for us to leave and give him our small donation. That was my experience with coca leaf readings with a curandero in a remote town with no paved roads, 1 hour away from Cusco. I probably screwed up some of the details, and added a bit of bias from my westernized perspective, but this is how I felt I experienced it.



